unfortunate words

My boss just walked into our department to ask me a question about my time card. My co-worker mentioned that she had gone home early a few days before because she was sick.

"Oh, are you the one who got me sick?" he said.

"Are you sick? I'm sorry!"

"Me too. I've had a horrible case of diapoopsy for days now!"


Diapoopsy. The end.